Sunday, September 25, 2005
devoirs to all fellow earthlings, marslings, whatever. it has been a devastatingly long time since i last addressed an attentive audience.
and indeed, i must say. i am immensely touched that you would take some precious time out of your overloaded schedules to read my blog.
still, my heart aches to tell you that i have nothing interesting to say today. if you were hoping to be humoured, or even just to forget the existence of your life support (books), i woefully regret to inform you that if you complete reading this entire entry, you will have gone bald.
but do not fear, my fellow comrades.
i do believe i have a remedy for baldness. something i call....
hair grafting.
hair does not decompose as fast as the body.
so if we're fast enough. we might be able to collect a sufficient amount of hair from the morgue to fill the void on your head.
not
in your head, though. i have yet another concoction to allievate the lack of grey matter in your skull. it's not exactly appetizing, so hmm.
the things we learn in biology.
..to make the most of the vitamin c supplements you consume, drink your kidney juice!
and who would forget the most patriotic fly award: the red and white eyed drosophilia flies.
especially when they're heterozygous. independantly patriotic.
of course the homozygous ones could find a spouse with different coloured eyes, then parade together, patriots wing in wing..
unless both their wings are of the short variety, then they'd have to hop leg in leg.
and they'll campaign together with one very strong vision.
to eliminate all flies with codominant eye colour genes-
pinkywinky.
"eh let me see your eyes what colour. YOU TRAITOR. i shall rid you of your disloyalty towards our species. (bangbangishootyoudown)"
so much for morbidity.
study time.
happy moaning we'll be..
2:57 PM
reach for
the stars(:
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Thursday, September 22, 2005
i discovered my undying love for the sun, the sky, and just about everything that makes my eyes go sparkly.
will probably go blind sometime soon, then saf won't consider me a prospect.
still, i'll continue to love all sparkle inducing matter.
it was so kinky you know, immediately after our last paper today i leapt out of the dense air-ed auditorium and stared at the sky, murmuring in awe.
"hello God, i cant believe you let me survive.."
and my eyes went sparkly la.
then when i was walking back to the mpr mingee started talking abt some questions, then i noticed her eyes were sparkly too.
and i was so exuberant that i blurted.
"we have ONE WHOLE HOUR TO REST. YAY."
THEN I REALISED. after that one big hour of liberation, we'd all have to mug,cupandglass our toes off for five more weeks.
just five more weeks.. so motivating!
(please try not to notice that those words are overflowing with something the colour of what most plant upper epidermal cells don't contain.)
so after that enlightenment, all the sparkly departed from me. and i missed the sparkly feeling.
but it was a good vibe to remember, so i'll let the sparkly spur me on when i'm discouraged.
so remember kids, when faced with setbacks...
think sparkly!
eh i can go compete with that horlicks commercial. ((:
we've got a class chalet this weekend, and g2 outing to east coast on mondayy
supposed to play ultimate frisbee with the class after maths today, but i think everyone decided to go home to sleep instead. still, class unity man. all the way.
what to wear for 'lady in me' day? office clothes are so starchy. then gotta walk like penguin.
how adorable right. 360 female feminist penguins wobbling up the crescent hill. plop plop
LOL.
i tell you something funny.
i was on this taxi la. then as we were going up the slope the uncle went "wahh so nice ah your school? on the top of the hill.. -can lah, i never really noticed.- hmm. goodness the view is so pretty from the carpark!"
and i was about to say eh uncle, is this your first day on umm earth? but he turned around just in time to say. heh thanks, byebye.
HAHA. what a psychosomatic mind he has!
ok la. i better go study.
all the best to anyone who still has papers. (:
God bless.
12:03 PM
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